
A Lesson in Israeli Politics
THE KNESSET LESSON
(theatre of the absurd)
Teacher: Good morning. Your parents. . . invited me today. . . to give you a private lesson in Israeli . . . citizenship.
Pupil: Yeah, we made Aliyah from Vancouver last month and I'm missing a lot of material in Citizenship, though I did try to follow the news before we came.
Teacher: Not to worry. Today we'll talk about, 'how the Israeli electoral system works."
Pupil: That's great. I'm really confused by what I read in the papers and blogs.
Teacher: Let's start with the results of last week's . . . elections.
Pupil: OK. Who got the most votes?
Teacher: Tzipi Livni, head of the Kadima (=forward) party, with 28 seats.
Pupil: So Ms. Livni won, right?
Teacher: No, she lost. It doesn't look like she'll be able to get enough partners to form a majority government.
Pupil: What about Bibi Netanyahu?
Teacher: He got 27 seats. As the leader of the right, he may form a coalition of 65 right wing party seats.
Pupil: Then he won, I guess.
Teacher: No, Avigdor Lieberman (Israel is Our Home) won.
Pupil: How many seats did he get?
Teacher: 15.
Pupil: So how did he win?
Teacher: That's the way politics in Israel works.

A Lesson in Israeli Politics
THE KNESSET LESSON
(theatre of the absurd)
Teacher: Good morning. Your parents. . . invited me today. . . to give you a private lesson in Israeli . . . citizenship.
Pupil: Yeah, we made Aliyah from Vancouver last month and I'm missing a lot of material in Citizenship, though I did try to follow the news before we came.
Teacher: Not to worry. Today we'll talk about, 'how the Israeli electoral system works."
Pupil: That's great. I'm really confused by what I read in the papers and blogs.
Teacher: Let's start with the results of last week's . . . elections.
Pupil: OK. Who got the most votes?
Teacher: Tzipi Livni, head of the Kadima (=forward) party, with 28 seats.
Pupil: So Ms. Livni won, right?
Teacher: No, she lost. It doesn't look like she'll be able to get enough partners to form a majority government.
Pupil: What about Bibi Netanyahu?
Teacher: He got 27 seats. As the leader of the right, he may form a coalition of 65 right wing party seats.
Pupil: Then he won, I guess.
Teacher: No, Avigdor Lieberman (Israel is Our Home) won.
Pupil: How many seats did he get?
Teacher: 15.
Pupil: So how did he win?
Teacher: That's the way politics in Israel works.